Two wild paths under one brand: intimate 2-guest couple sailing passages aboard SV Sea Monkey, and a dialed 6-day Copper Canyon moto loop from Bisbee, Arizona. Guided, small, and built around real seasons — not tourist traps.
Sailing is intimate and seasonal. Moto is the client-building workhorse on the shoulders of the year.
Bad Monkey Sailing
2 guests only — ideal for a couple or two close friends. Join SV Sea Monkey for 2–3 week passages on a shared-expense model (~$30–$50 per person per day).
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Bad Monkey Moto
Flagship 6-day Copper Canyon loop from Bisbee through Banámichi, Batopilas, and Urique. Up to 5 riders + guide. Best in Oct, Nov, Apr, May.
Twist the Throttle →Sailing maxes at 2 guests. Moto tops out at 5 riders plus the guide. Enough for stories. Few enough to stay nimble.
Sailing season runs about Dec 1–May 1 in the Caribbean. Moto lives on the shoulders: fall and spring.
Weather changes, plans adapt, monkeys misbehave. That’s the point — with a guide who knows the route.
| Window | Focus | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Dec 1 – May 1 | Sailing passages | Caribbean season; summers generally out for hurricanes |
| Oct · Nov · Apr · May | Copper Canyon moto | Shoulder months around sailing + fire season |
| Fire assignments | Calendar protected | Part-time now; full-time target around retirement in ~5 years |
Couple passages. Shared expenses. Always underway.
Copper Canyon dirt, border towns, and the long way around.
The sailboat at the heart of the sailing adventures.
Tell us whether you want a couple sailing passage or the Copper Canyon moto loop. Include your timing window and experience level — zero sailing experience is fine for the right pair.