Small-group guided trips for people who'd rather collect stories than souvenirs. Sail international waters aboard SV Sea Monkey, or ride adventure motorcycles across borders and backroads — guided start to finish.
Every trip is guided, small-group, and planned around real adventure — not tourist traps.
Bad Monkey Sailing
International sailing adventures aboard SV Sea Monkey. Crew up, cross real water, drop anchor where the guidebooks don't go.
Set Sail →
Bad Monkey Moto
Adventure-style motorcycle expeditions — international border-crossing epics and domestic USA backcountry routes.
Twist the Throttle →A handful of adventurers per trip — enough for good campfire stories, few enough to stay nimble.
Routes, logistics, permits, and local knowledge handled. You bring your sense of adventure.
Weather changes, plans adapt, monkeys misbehave. That’s the point.
Sailing and moto are different animals — same Bad Monkey spirit.
Sometimes you’re the monkey, sometimes you’re the frog — always underway.
Dirt, borders, switchbacks, and the long way around.
The sailboat at the heart of the sailing adventures.
Ask about an upcoming trip, request dates, or pitch us a route. Tell us which adventure you're after — sail or moto — and we'll take it from there.